Do you know that way when you feel a little bit cheated over something? Like when you saw something advertised and it really, really didn’t look like it was supposed to? Remember that winter wonderland park that Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen opened a few years ago which was just full of elves sitting around smoking ciggies or pushing broken trains up a hill? That kind of thing. Or when Michael Douglas’ character gets really pissed of that his Whammy Burger doesn’t look like the picture on the menu in the classic ‘Falling Down’? That’s kind of how I feel. I’ve been misled, swindled, downright CHEATED, sir! I want my money back. What am I so bitter about? Well, it’s life, dumbass! This ain’t what it’s supposed to be. I want a refund, can I speak to a manager, please?

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